Somebody stole my Butt

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Last night while I was sleeping
somebody stole my butt.
They ran off with my feet and legs.
They even got my gut.

It seems they swiped my elbows,
my arms and shoulders too.
My chest and back have disappeared.
I’m not sure what to do.

They made off with my head as well.
They nabbed my neck and throat.
Now all that’s left is just my hand.
It’s writing you this note.

— Kenn Nesbitt

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madddie
madddie
10 months ago

omg its so cool!

AaditSin
1 year ago

so short

Ehaka
Ehaka
1 year ago

Wow that is funny!!

sally
sally
1 year ago

ha ha this is super funny