I have a cat.
My cat is flat.
He sleeps beneath
the bathroom mat.
He slides around
upon the ground
without the slightest
striding sound.
He only eats
the flattest meats
and thin and wispy
kitty treats.
He once was fat
but now my cat
is totally,
completely flat.
He got so slim,
so flat and trim
the day my Great Dane
sat on him.
— Kenn Nesbitt
