“I cannot go to school today,” Said little Peggy Ann McKay. “I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I’m going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox And there’s one […]
Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey. We had nothing to do and nothing to say. We were nearing the end of a dismal day, And then there seemed to be nothing beyond, Then Daddy fell into the pond! And everyone’s face grew merry and bright, And Timothy danced for sheer delight. “Give me the camera, […]
Today the teacher farted. It was an awful smell. It was just like a rotting egg, Straight from the depths of hell! She tried to keep it secret By sitting in a group. But it was really obvious, When she said, “Who did that poop?” She screwed her bright, red face up And blamed it […]
Rylin McIsaac: ha ha ha ha ha funny
Ana-Maria: This is so funny
Alyssa: That would stink.
tanushi: I loved your poem and it so funny
Leon Daniela: Nice poem
I made a new password That no one could guess. It’s long and confusing And truly a mess. It has random letters and numbers galore, with dozens of symbols and spaces and more. My password is perfect, completely secure, and no one will break it; of that I am sure. It’s flawless and foolproof. I […]
Homework, I love you. I think that you’re great. It’s wonderful fun when you keep me up late. I think you’re the best when I’m totally stressed, preparing and cramming all night for a test. Homework, I love you. What more can I say? I love to do hundreds of problems each day. You boggle […]
Eli: I don't like homework
My brother ate my smartphone. Although it might sound strange, he swallowed it and, bit by bit, his brains began to change. He started getting smarter. He grew so shrewd and wise. And I could see that, suddenly, a light was in his eyes. He knew as much as Google. His IQ was off the […]
Bobbi: LOL brothers
Our teacher likes Minecraft. She plays it all day. She tells us to study so she can go play. She’ll dig in her mine, going deeper and deeper, then fight off a skeleton, zombie, or creeper. She’ll engineer buildings from dirt, wood, and stone, then go out exploring the landscape alone. She’ll build and collect […]
Alysha: Great poem about our teacher likes Minecraft
Alazay: Great poem.
Americus Thompson-Mani: I like your poem and minecraft
neesha: I love how you have presented it
Eli: Mine doesn't.
My ugly pug’s a snuggly pug. He likes to snuggle on the rug. He such a huggy cuddle-bug. He snuggles all day long. But though my pug’s a cuddle-bug who likes to nuzzle up and hug, my pug is still an ugly pug. His yucky mug is wrong. –Kenn Nesbitt
Trayzia: I see you over there
Ana-Maria: That is VERY funny
Olivia Ward: ha ha ha thats me
Alyssa: Nice work.
Me: Wow! That's a good Poem
Eliza: Awesome . . . !