The dentist told me, “Brush your teeth, and don’t forget to floss.” I promised I would do it and told him, “You’re the boss!” When I got home, I brushed my teeth, then found the perfect stance. I swung my hips and swept my arms as I began to dance. I wiggled back and forth […]
I rode a rainbow unicorn. We sailed across the sky. (I’d fed him lots of Skittles, since they always make him fly.) We took off like a comet on a long and graceful flight. And everywhere the people stopped and marveled at the sight. His path was bright and colorful. It sparkled, shimmered, shined, as […]
Amelia: Awesome!
Here’s a little ditty that I wrote about my city, which I think is very pretty and I think is very nice. All the people are appealing. There is such a friendly feeling that is calm and spirit-healing. I would call it paradise. You can walk around the park, it is just over by the […]
Amelia Low: Great and AWesome poem! :}
Haylee Kelly: real bonkers
ollie: cool ditty kenn you must really like your city
Basketball’s my favorite sport. I dribble up and down the court. The ball goes bouncing off my toes and beans the teacher on the nose. He stumbles back and grabs his nose and hits the wall and down he goes. The other players stop and stare. They’ve never heard the teacher swear. With no one […]
Horsecrazychap: Cool
I went to the barber. He cut off my hair, which would have been great, but he didn’t stop there. He slipped with his scissors. He snipped with his shears, and cut off my eyebrows and both of my ears. I jumped in my seat causing several more slips; he cut off my nose and […]
I took my doggy for a walk. I thought it would be fun. The moment that we got outside he took off at a run. I gripped the handle of his leash. It instantly pulled tight. My dog was strong. He ran so fast I practically took flight. He pulled me through the neighborhood. (My […]
My puppy punched me in the eye. My rabbit whacked my ear. My ferret gave a frightful cry and roundhouse kicked my rear. My lizard flipped me upside down. My kitten kicked my head. My hamster slammed me to the ground and left me nearly dead. So my advice? Avoid regrets; no matter what you […]
jade ryder: OMG I LOVED THAT POEM WHEN I WAS LITTLE!
Viliami: Your poem is really great, and your words is made into to and fro. I love it. Great job and…
Alex had an allergy that no one could explain. It made him wheeze and cough and sneeze and moan and groan in pain. A single slight exposure, and he’d start to squawk and squeal. A second time ensured that he’d be barking like a seal. He’d salivate and slobber as his nose began to twitch. […]
My senses all are backward and it really makes me wonder if on the day that I was born somebody made a blunder. For, strange but true, my senses all got totally reversed. Now everything I like the best is what you’d call the worst. I only like the smell of things that frighten other […]
Amelia: Haha!