My puppy punched me in the eye.

My puppy punched me in the eye.

My rabbit whacked my ear.

My ferret gave a frightful cry

and roundhouse kicked my rear.

My lizard flipped me upside down.

My kitten kicked my head.

My hamster slammed me to the ground

and left me nearly dead.

So my advice? Avoid regrets;

no matter what you do,

don’t ever let your family pets

take lessons in kung fu.

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