TODAY THE TEACHER FARTED
Today the teacher farted.
It was an awful smell.
It was just like a rotting egg,
Straight from the depths of hell!
She tried to keep it secret
By sitting in a group.
But it was really obvious,
When she said, “Who did that poop?”
She screwed her bright, red face up
And blamed it all on Claire.
But later when I needed help,
The stench was round her chair!
She avoided my eye contact
And ticked my work in green.
But she knew that her body smells
Were foul and quite obscene.
I asked her what that smell was.
She said she’d not a clue.
I hope to God that eggy smell
Was fart and not a poo!
Today the teacher farted.
My word, what had she ate?
I’ll always remember what she did,
And now I’m thirty eight!
Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/today-the-teacher-farted
June 6, 2019 @ 5:41 pm
LOL best funny poem everrr nice work!!!!!
May 30, 2019 @ 7:21 pm
LOL i love this! best poem ever! ha ha ha ha ha ha super funny!
May 16, 2019 @ 11:35 am
ha ha ha ha so funny
May 15, 2019 @ 7:31 pm
Nice Matey
May 10, 2019 @ 11:23 am
wow Amazing!!
April 5, 2019 @ 10:11 am
that was the best poem ever
April 5, 2019 @ 9:31 am
your poem is so funny😁
April 4, 2019 @ 9:54 am
oh wow
April 1, 2019 @ 6:01 pm
that is so funny my teacher did that one day and she was very embaressed
March 26, 2019 @ 7:04 pm
So funny thank you India and megin
March 25, 2019 @ 1:58 pm
i am loving this cringe
March 25, 2019 @ 12:12 pm
haha funny poem!
March 21, 2019 @ 4:14 pm
help my braincells are fading away
March 18, 2019 @ 4:47 pm
Is this real and if it is! CRINGE!!!!
March 18, 2019 @ 3:09 pm
My teacher sneezed 12 times to day ha ha
March 15, 2019 @ 12:00 pm
UM……
March 15, 2019 @ 11:49 am
today my techer farted
and oh boy does it stink
i cringe when i go through the comments
they are a waste of digital ink!
March 14, 2019 @ 5:38 pm
very funny .
March 14, 2019 @ 4:40 pm
that was really funny
December 7, 2018 @ 11:34 am
ha ha ha ha ha funny
October 25, 2018 @ 2:01 pm
This is so funny
September 19, 2018 @ 3:04 pm
That would stink.
September 19, 2018 @ 3:02 pm
I loved your poem and it so funny
September 19, 2018 @ 3:02 pm
Nice poem